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edwardspoonhands: neilcicierega: Wow a lot of very shrewd...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:23:53 -0400

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

<3 Neil

haha this one is way better

woah holey crap! einstein never finished highschool?! AND he...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:31:42 -0400

woah holey crap! einstein never finished highschool?! AND he failed math!? thats like way more impressive than if he had developed the theory of relativity and actually been smart.

that would be such a depressing party

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:55:57 -0400

that would be such a depressing party

stop for pets!

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:55:55 -0400

stop for pets!

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:53:11 -0400

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

theweepingtimelord: Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:10:00 -0400

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients:

2 ½ cups of flour (I used bread flour but you can use all purpous flour too)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425°F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

I bet it you’ll still be hungry again within an hour or two though, so it can’t be that authentic…

im a pro at this

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:00:05 -0400

im a pro at this

mmmm baguette!

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:27:27 -0400

mmmm baguette!

jtotheizzoe: We never sit here under the weight of all this...

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:24:44 -0400

jtotheizzoe:

We never sit here under the weight of all this air, the 5 x 10^18 kg of atmosphere that sits above everyone on Earth, and say “Gosh, that sure is heavy!”

You don’t realize just how powerful that 1 bar (~100 kPa) of pressure is until a train car is filled with steam, allowed to cool, and then implodes ohmygod did that just happen?

For more implosion goodness, check out this awesome video from Veritasium.

that is just impressive.

night night, birdie

Tue, 07 May 2013 19:21:28 -0400

night night, birdie

I can’t handle this. way too cute.

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:50:57 -0400

I can’t handle this. way too cute.

slowly5hrinking: Fotos da Linha do tempo | via Facebook on...

Sat, 04 May 2013 10:14:51 -0400

slowly5hrinking:

Fotos da Linha do tempo | via Facebook on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/17QUsvB

jschwe: Mac <3 Mac’s adorbs … haha get it?...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:26:30 -0400

jschwe:

Mac <3

Mac’s adorbs … haha get it? ‘cause he’s max adorbs.

Photo

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:22:53 -0400

edwardspoonhands: BURNINATING BARATHEONS - BURNINATING THE...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:20:52 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

BURNINATING BARATHEONS - BURNINATING THE SLAVERS.

theashleyclements:

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:20:36 -0400

theashleyclements:

edwardspoonhands: According to Marlen Esparza, I have to...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:19:00 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

According to Marlen Esparza, I have to breathe water.

edwardspoonhands: meghantonjes: marrymejasonsegel: goddessofch...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:16:29 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

meghantonjes:

marrymejasonsegel:

goddessofcheese:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and

ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

Well, I just did this and my legs feel amazing. I didnt notice necessarily a ton of dead skin, but I feel smooth as feckkkk. Never buying body scrub again.

VIDEO IDEAAAAA

edwardspoonhands: Fact and Fiction bookshop has a good...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:36:21 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

Fact and Fiction bookshop has a good perspective on Fifty Shades of Grey.

oh-cat-you-so-silly: because fuck you and your rules

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:54:17 -0400

oh-cat-you-so-silly:

because fuck you and your rules